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Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.
by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008
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Prunedale

Definition 1: A small city in central California, synonymous with Salinas.

Definition 2: A person who - Feeds pigs in the middle of the night. Thinks of Salinas as a "big" city. Owns an animal that isn't a dog, cat, fish or small caged animal. Prefers trucks to sports cars. Hangs out at the Prunetree Shopping Center and/or Hollister.
Example 1: That Prunedale is going to ride his pet horse to the big city Salinas to buy a truck because he doesn't want a Camero, but first he is going to hang out at Prunetree, but not for long because he has to feed his pigs tonight. But if you miss him today, he will be in Hollister tomorrow, so you can hang out with him there.

Example 2: Let's stop off in Prunedale while we drive down the 101.
by LOOK, IT'S A BIRD! March 15, 2011
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pruned wang

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)
Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!
by nymphochic July 16, 2008
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Proned and boned

When you have a rock hard boner and then you fall forward and it crushes your dick, causing extreme discomfort and possible suicide.
I went to the hospital because I proned and boned
by Eateateateat August 20, 2019
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p00ned

Origanally started by amazingly "cool" runescape "dudes" who was tired of sayin owned when they killed players in the wild.
now used worldwide.Usally followed by an amazing stream of insults.The people who say this word are either 10 or 47.
omg you got P00NED faget.
by Obrienlol March 14, 2008
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proned

Uber skill involved in Battlefield 1942 whereby one hits the deck with remakable force without sustaining damage. Used to dive out of the way, avoid fire etc.
He proned over the sandbags
by n00bsicle October 20, 2003
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pruned

To be "entered" by an older man with a pruney penis
"Man, another prostitute just admitted to having sex with Charlie Sheen!"
Dude, she got pruned!
by CatholicSchoolGirl11 December 17, 2010
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