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pussy posture

That guy is literally pussy posture

He is so pussy posture
by SimplyAOfficial September 29, 2020
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Pi Posture

When you meditate on the number π through all five senses, by disconnecting from the use of all technology with screens—only a pen and paper allowed, if need be—in the hope of experiencing an aha!
Going barefoot, being naked or/and blindfolded, and wearing a mask are some recommended frames of mind for those who are serious enough to put themselves in a pi posture.
by Fasters January 30, 2022
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empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.
by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016
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Hookah posture

Someone who has great posture while smoking a hookah.
Damn.....check out that girls hookah posture. She's bad ass
by Marleigh417 December 9, 2011
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Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).
ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011
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Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.
This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.
by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021
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Posture

A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture
You have great posture.
by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018
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