pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Post-Mortem Meme

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.

This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:

by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024

post-mortem adoration

The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.

It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.

Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.

Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration

by melted paper February 11, 2025

Post-Mortem loyalty

Loyalty from a widow of either sex to a deceased partner

My grandfather maintained his post-mortem loyalty for 32 years

by o23gfh November 19, 2025