posties

A word used by the upperclass RPers at Fire Emblem Planet Forums. Often used as a cute way of saying, "Post in the RP, you loser!"

k00r00, plz posties in fite?!?!?! =)

by KuruChan April 11, 2005

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Posties

1. Noun: (most common) nicotine rips mainly after a meal or other receptor priming activity
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event

1. That Taco Bell slapped, can I hit your juul to take some posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?

by Suhdudeyonder July 15, 2021

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When you’re at the end of your blunt and it starts falling apart you call it a Posty because Post Malone has the song “I fall apart”

Austin: pass the blunt
Noah: you can try to hit it its a bit of a posty

by Yung rev July 21, 2021

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The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023

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