poster-face 

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.

Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!

poster-face by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010

Poster Nut Bag 

Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibration of death, killed by Harpua the most evil & ugly dog in the universe, and... Oh look, the storm's gone!

If I ever have a cat I'd like to name him Poster Nut Bag as a tribute to Phish

Poster Nut Bag by Supermmx October 1, 2004

poster-door 

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.

I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.

poster-door by sneakers March 31, 2014

poster's remorse 

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

poster's remorse by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

poster putty 

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

poster putty by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

Poster's Remorse 

The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.

There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.

Poster's Remorse by JustinJon June 14, 2013

poster punk 

A poseur punk rocker who dresses like he should be on a poster. Usually sporting a black leather jacket with an obscure band on it. Mohawk, bondage pants and lots of spikes. Usually range from 16-25 years of age.

That show last night was packed with Poster Punks.

poster punk by Fat Nik April 24, 2003