THE CAKE IS A LIE!
I miss my weighted companion cube.
I made a portal over me, and under me, and now I'm stuck.
I miss my weighted companion cube.
I made a portal over me, and under me, and now I'm stuck.
by FLarsen October 30, 2007
Get the portal mug.It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.
by SelfishSi June 10, 2018
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portya • Portland • PORTIA • portal • Portapotty • Portland, Maine • portage • portmanteau • portajohn • portland highschool
Portia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She is very caring and Is protective for her friends. Portia makes her boyfriend feel like the most special person on the world and she makes sure he is okay all the time and is not shy, if anything she is over-confident and is very funny. But if you treat her wrong she will no tollerate it and will get very angry and pissed off. She has people that will stick up for her and she will always win. In two words, Shes amazing
Boy 1-Omg dude.. That portia girl is just so crazy.., i love it and i'm gonna make her mine!
Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
by Batman1000000 January 4, 2015
Get the Portia mug.An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021
Get the Dubai Porta Potty mug.In 1987, 3 teenagers decided to have a party in the smallest location possible. They came across a construction yard with a few portable toilets, so they jumped in.
Thus, Porta-Party was born.
Thus, Porta-Party was born.
by Josh RM February 20, 2007
Get the Porta-Party mug.During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
Get the Portland Straightjacket mug.She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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