Friar Portal

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.

Check the Friar Portal when you get home

by ButtsexMcGee May 09, 2012

Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 05, 2006

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* March 28, 2007

Dream Portal

a strategy used in minecraft speedrunning where you use a single bucket to create a nether portal. invented by Cscuile.

Today I learned how to make a Dream Portal.

by icecream222 March 03, 2021

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 11, 2011

Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.

by Nintendeon August 25, 2010

YouTube Portal

When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.

Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.

Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.

by The J-Rizzle September 30, 2013