Poppycock

When you cum so hard the floor looks like a flower

“That was such a poppycock dude”

by RoninXII January 7, 2020

poppycocker

A person who is known to poppycock

She is the biggest poppycocker I ever met!

by Sherry January 30, 2005

poppycock

a delicious nutty, popcorn treat

I went to the grocery store to pick up some Poppycock. Yum... Delicious.

by Kadlem April 22, 2006

Poppycock

When poppies start growing out of your cock.

"BRO YOU HAVE A POPPYCOCK"
"WTF IS A POPPYCOCK"

by Posted Cheese April 1, 2020

poppycoff

n. a liquid concoction consisting of soda pop and coffee

v. the act of making poppycoff

n. Who in their right mind would drink soda and coffee mixed together. That's just poppycoff.

v. Woah, that's coffee in there, son. Don't be poppycoffing my drink with that your soda!

by Lex O Grapher October 6, 2020

POPPYCOCK

A word with no true definition. This word used to be a substitute for the expletive bullshit but the word has not been commonly used since the mid forties and has only recently spiked popularity somewhat (most likely because the Ngram viewer isn't very accurate). because of its age, obscurity, and the fact it has the word cock in it, anyone who says this word looks like a complete nincompoop therefore it will be used less and less until it is in nobodies vocabulary such as the words ROFL or floccinaucinihilipilification and soon enough Nincompoop as well

some may argue that because of the absurd pronunciation of the word it will return or make a comeback and honestly a world where all my friends and family say poppycock regularly is a world I don't want to live in, and frankly one I fear

Person 1:This show is a load of poppycock

Person 2:did you just use the word poppycock?

person 1: yeah, so?

person 2: get out and never come back

by Greg millar March 26, 2022

poppycock

When something is pure bullshit

He said apple juice was better than orange
What a bunch of poppycock

by s4tanix November 23, 2022