Poppycock

When poppies start growing out of your cock.

"BRO YOU HAVE A POPPYCOCK"
"WTF IS A POPPYCOCK"

by Posted Cheese April 1, 2020

Poppycocked

The act of a man taking a girl to the movies, purchasing a tub of popcorn, and secretly inserting his erect member into the bottom of the tub. When the girl unknowingly reaches for his erect penis, he shouts YOU GOT POPPYCOCKED!!!

I was at the movies last night and this girl got POPPYCOCKED. I bursted out laughing when it happened.

by ViralTerms May 1, 2016

Poppycock

Poppycock first came from India and is the key ingredient in red meat. Recent scientific studies show that it is good for you, along with hooey (the good hooey, not the bad hooey; which is a preservative found in processed foods). It is the ingredient in pasta which makes it healthy.

You might say "Well there's fat in butter too," but that's just poppycock.

by liquidboard August 24, 2017

Poppycock

A kind of erection you get when snorting or popping muscle relaxants or painkillers, described as numb and unforgiving

"I had an intense case of poppycock last night after i blew those ocs"

by Madrox420 January 19, 2010

Poppycock

Pure and utter bullshit like when someone whips their dick out or "pops a cock"

That's poppycock. Put your dick back in your pants.

by foxlox December 27, 2016

Poppycock

When your poppy chooses to change gender where he gets a virgina and has sex with your brother.

He also becomes very constipated and tends to eat gluten free chicken nuggets and milf. And of course he's a vegan

Yesterday my bother went off with my poppycock and never came back

by Camdraneyisgay August 19, 2019

poppycocking

When a person turns up their shirt collar. People began to refer to it as a "popped collar" (especially after R&B performer Usher released a hit single in 2001 entitled Pop Ya Collar).

Please stop poppycocking your collar, honey.
Your brother is a fan of poppycocking, isn't he?
Usually, poppycockers are considered preppy-style people.

by DarkOcean January 12, 2007