poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

poopportunity by seaglass May 3, 2006

Opportunity 

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

Opportunity by You dundoit May 5, 2005

Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

Pooprtunity by BLPOF December 3, 2010

Nopportunity 

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

Nopportunity by smartashley October 5, 2012

opportunity cost 

The value of resources and time given up relative to the best alternative. Includes the estimation of time in process. If a economy is competitive, the opportunity cost is a good indicator of the price because any change in prices is a change in the opportunity cost, which means a change in the allocation of resources.

The opportunity cost of 9/11 was huge! Lives were lost, capital was destroyed, people got sick......so when 9/11 happened there was a change in the market prices which changed the allocation of resources.

opportunity cost by rodan118 February 9, 2010

Development Opportunity 

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.

Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"

Development Opportunity by It's a swan February 4, 2010

Opportunity 

Opportunity is a set of circumstances that is conducive for the occurrence of an event or for the performance of a task. It can also be defined as the amount of time or a situation in which something can be done -Emeasoba George

Opportunity is synonymous with chance.

Opportunity by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018