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Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.
Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?
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Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester

One who voices his or her opinion over issues they feel strongly about or disagree with.

Thomas Jefferson once said, "Dissent is the pinnacle of patriotism." To be completely honest, I hold higher regard for Thomas Jefferson than for Dubya and people on Urban Dictionary who claim that protest equals "taking advantage of freedom" and degradation of America.
Liberal A.K.A Antiwar Protester: Dude, why is marijuana illegal? What's wrong with gay marriage? Wasn't wiretapping without a court warrant explicitly prohibited in the Federal International Surveillance Act from the days of the Nixon administration? That's fucked up! Let's go protest and try to change what we disagree with, rather than accepting it like timid sheep!
by woah, it's john! January 28, 2006
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protesters

Fuckin bunch of priveleged college students who bitch way too much rather than being thankful that they are priveleged.
I don't want no retarded ass college kids speaking for me.
by Protest the protesters. April 18, 2005
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pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!
by MomaMis May 1, 2009
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Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester

Someone who recognizes that the current Neo-Conservative trend of the use of force for political and economic gain denigrates the sacrifices made by those who died in legitimate conflicts where the freedoms of the US were actually threatened by an outside entity. Many so called 'Liberals A.K.A Antiwar protesters' are former soldiers who have seen the evils perpetrated by the use of the military and the devastation delivered upon innocent populations by the destruciton of their infrastructures in campaigns of 'shock and awe'ordered by draft dodging pieces of crap sitting in comfortable offices in Washington.
People who are considered by the ignorant 51% of Americans who voted for Bush to be 'Liberals A.K.A Antiwar protesters' are an invaluable voice of equality, tolerance, and peace in an overly bellicose society of obese morons who have lost sight of what America should be and bought into the mindless rhetoric of George W. Bush.

I am a Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester because I understand the issues and am enraged at the license the American people have given to the Military Industrial Complex to wage wars at will.
by vet-against-neocons May 4, 2005
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antiwar protester

1) someone who expresses dissent about a war, or the way the war is being fought, or the false pretenses used to justify the war, or anything about that war they dont like or are against.
in the case of Iraq, this would include people all over the world who did not like Saddam Hussein, but disagree with the principle of preemptive war. establishing the principle of preemptive war abandons international law- meaning any country can invade and attack any other country they claim is a 'gathering threat' -not even an 'imminent threat' according to their intelligence agencies.
preemptive war is the same logic that terrorists the world over use to justify their actions.
Damn, that antiwar protester has some cajones to be out there in the street demonstrating when theres all those cops in riot gear with tear gas grenades, guns and batons.
by Rockabilly Hustler March 30, 2004
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