Poopsie Roll

A Tootsie Roll molded into the shape of a pile of crap.

Frank: What the hell? Are you eating little piles of shit?!
Tom: Noo! They are Poopsie Rolls you retard!

by Queen Baka April 19, 2007

Poopsie

This term is a nickname for the greatest thing to ever happen to a honkie and that is his beautiful girlfriend who is also his soulmate. The love of his life and a gift from God.

Yo, Erkie!!! You my Poopsie!!! I love you, baby girl because you complete this honkie!!! Pizn Pizn!!!

by Shaqueezle G. December 28, 2005

Poopster

Someone who makes a game of hiding their turds in places hard to find, in closets, under beds, in cabinets or drawers etc. This is so the smell of shit fills the room but no one knows where it is coming from and eventually have to hunt down the shit and clean it up while the poopster watches all this and tries to hide his laughter.

"You hear the Poopster struck again? 5th time this semester. This time it was under the back seat of the principal's car. Poopster got some skills."

by Regular Joe 615 August 2, 2019

oopsie poopsie

the act of being hung over in the shower and farting only to realize that you actually had to shit but it is too late and your bath tub is now covered in shit and you are pissed because you are hung over and now have to clean up sloppy wet poop.

dude i was so hung over this morning that i oopsie poopsied all over my shower

by mist3rfrozt November 12, 2011

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

by Ray March 8, 2005

pooposite

when you are trying to say that something is the opposite of something, but it's either bad or hilarious.

I'm the pooposite of drunk right now.

by un false December 8, 2010

Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011