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Poontang Patrol 

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
Poontang Patrol by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

poontanger

A guy who goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat by their sweaty smelly poons. Exercise bike seats are their favourites. Warm fresh seats are preferred.
Phil : " Hey Dave, why is Steve always hanging around
the bike racks" ?

Dave : " He's waiting for chicks to arrive so he can take
a whiff of their bike seats, the dirty poontanger ."
poontanger by Good ol Dave December 14, 2008

Poontang 

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.
I lover the poontang
Poontang by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003

POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.
Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!

POONTANGER by D.P.K. June 18, 2008

poontang 

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.
Get that penis out of my poontang!
poontang by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.
Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*
Poontang Punch by Quesodude April 2, 2009