paincakes

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.

I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.

by k_cuz July 9, 2010

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009

tummy pancakes

When a male pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's stomach, thus creating pools of jizz that resemble pancakes.

Dude, I totally made tummy pancakes on that slam piece last night

by BrosefStalinXXXV January 21, 2010

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 9, 2011

Bacon Pancakes

The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.

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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.

Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.

by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017

free pancakes

A phrase to be yelled whilst getting raped. Nobody responds to "HELP! I'm getting raped!!" because it is not taken seriously. Everybody responds to "Free Pancakes!"

-FREE PANCAKES!!!

-Oooo, free pancakes! Let's go investigate!

by Mik Offski January 19, 2008

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007