pook

A mangy rat-like creature. It has large grasping jaws with many incisors. It's said in ancient Podian historical records that the Pooks manifest into this form by combining human blood with the corpses of nutria that have drowned in the East Ganges River. It measures anywhere from 14 to 28" in length. One body will often multiply into 3 or more smaller beings, thus making it hard to determine a standard size. They feed on any living thing that can be heard, and have a very hard time using other senses.

As Harshul was collecting his river bells to journey home, he was suddenly torn into pieces by a gaggle of pooks.

by jerohme spye November 4, 2006

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007

Pook

when a girl's clevage is coming out

'to pook out'

by Schuyler January 10, 2003

pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

by kendall October 28, 2004

pook

noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?

by david December 13, 2004

pook

Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.

Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".

by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005

pook

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

by TJ February 23, 2004