Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor

Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much

by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023

pookiest

lottie matthews

"lottie matthews is the pookiest person ever oh my god"

by rrayy.ll July 28, 2023

Pookies

Pookie but plural, used for best friends or strangers on video games.

Boy 1: Wassup pookies!
Girl 1: Hey
Boy 2: Howdy

by OkumaVT October 7, 2023

Pookies and pilk

It is when you dip a Pookies in pilk. A Pookie is a pickle in a cookie. Pilk is a 50-50 combination of Pepsi and milk.

Make sure you leave the Pookies and pilk out for Santa.

by Thisisreal12345 October 21, 2023

Pookiesexual

Being attracted to your pookie

Im pookiesexual with Jonathan and Shawn.

by Pooox March 19, 2024

Pookiesexual

Its when you and a friend (a pookie) have been friends for long enough to where you can publicly violate each other with sexual terms and not be gay. This is a step above pause because so long as you and the other party (your pookie) are in agreement there are no pauses needed when discussing one another.

Me: My pookie is so fucking sexy.

Random person: What are you fucking gay?

Pookie: No WE’RE JUST pookiesexual

by Pookard December 24, 2024

13 pookies

pookie is a term created by the magnate July, Ethan Hunt, and Dora the explorer. Pookie can be used to name all your pookies. You should aim to be a pookie in life and never forget that we live like pookies. If you are not a pookie 13 is a bad number for you, but taking the decision to become a pookie makes 13 the best number. LOVE YOU POOKIE BEARS. Pookie means a very pookable person :)))))

Example: Do you want to be my pookie13? (extreme rizz level)
13 pookies means when you look at 13 people, and they are all pookies.

by anonymous March 13, 2024