There's A Pony In There

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006

pony

(v.t.) usually with "up", especially when referring to money, often in card games and other gambling

possibly from the Spanish /poner/ meaning (but with the generally opposite sense of "down"):
lay
place
deposit
put down
lay down
set down

"OK... the game is Texas Hold 'Em, Jacks or better.... Pony Up!"

by bob 'a' March 25, 2004

Ponied

To pony is to settle an argument or conflict in a way that no one can argue further or continue.

Keep running your month and you will get ponied.

by Acidtopic September 20, 2017

pony

1 (n): A loser, tool, or person of lower standing
2 (v): a) to own or humiliate through defeat b) to spam text through a chat program (especially in IRC) with the word "pony" or similar phrases, implying that an individual or group is a pony

Originated in #team-de on irc.gamesurge.net

1. Man, what a pony; he was still buying when we planted.
2. a) We ponied them pretty good, they forfieted after the half. b) #hellx got ponied hard, but then we all got banned.

by sKratch August 8, 2004

Pony

A general positive epithet or interjection. Like awesome, sweet, rad, etc.

That sandwich was pony.

by Agamid September 20, 2009

ponys

the horsepower of a car or other vehicle

Ive got 450 ponys under the hood in my camaro

by jordan keeps it real May 16, 2008

Pony

Related to someone's amount of being whipped while in a relationship or just by someone that they're sleeping with. When you only want farmer Joe's carrot and no one elses.

Worst type: Circus Pony

"Jesus Shannon you are such a pony"

by Notapony April 10, 2008