Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

Pone

nonexistent.
actual word=pwn

easy way to find a n00b on the internet.

dude im gonna pone you!
WTF...N0oB! *pwns*

by crazo May 21, 2008

poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j September 20, 2005

Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

by kscfl April 30, 2020

Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

by Dr. Pepper March 9, 2004

Pone

Meat flap; skin at the bottom of the butt

My pone is sore from doing squats.

by Slimdawg February 9, 2015

Poned

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.

Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!

by ShannonK January 9, 2008