Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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Pone

nonexistent.
actual word=pwn

easy way to find a n00b on the internet.
dude im gonna pone you!
WTF...N0oB! *pwns*
by crazo May 22, 2008
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poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.
Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!
by joey j August 21, 2005
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Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.
Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0
by kscfl April 30, 2020
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Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.
Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"
by Dr. Pepper March 10, 2004
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Pone

My pone is sore from doing squats.
by Slimdawg February 10, 2015
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Poned

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.
Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!
by ShannonK December 20, 2007
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