Polonium Radon

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.

Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!

by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

Pelonomi

An African name.An absolutely amazing person,intelligent and sweet.Its hard to replace them.Its easy to have a great time with them.💝

Guy 1: I met this girl 👧 she was so sweet and really smart.
Guy 2 :Oh well ! Do you think it It could have been a Pelonomi.

Guy 1 :Probably

by secrecy 100 August 1, 2021

Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007