A person who left highschool at the age of 16 who smokes weed every single day and have an strange attraction to Muslims.
by Palola left March 15, 2021
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One day I'm going to go to Pooland
by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004
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“I teach yoga in the morning, walk dogs in the afternoon and bartend most nights that I’m not teaching shibari; you could say I’m polylaborous.”
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Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.
Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.
Person 1: DAMN!!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!
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