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Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023
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Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.
sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
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Gettin' Yo nob Polished

When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "
by PseudoNym Jackson January 31, 2009
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should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007
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get your pole polished

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
by Nick D January 14, 2004
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get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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