Poking holes 

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".

John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"

Poking holes by saketehcruel December 18, 2012

Poking Guts 

A humorous and exaggerated way of expressing how deep a guy goes in a girl.

Dude 1: Oh man I slammed that chick so hard last night, I went in so deep I was poking guts
Dude 2: Shibby

Poking Guts by Cesar Arroyo February 14, 2008

Poking Stick 

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

Poking Stick by Bollocks March 4, 2005

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD) 

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread

Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD) by movieguy92 March 20, 2011

Poking Smot 

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

Poking Smot by Joey March 27, 2003

Poking my scrotum 

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region

"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"

Poking my scrotum by Ainsley100 May 29, 2009

Poking the Beehive 

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

Poking the Beehive by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004