Podding

Navigating through life without any real purpose To be doing absolutely nothing important. Laying around, not going outside, just doing nothing.

“Max, get up and do something today, stop podding around for the fifth day in a row”
“Jerry, you were podding around all last week, I don’t want to hear it”

by Yerry262 November 4, 2019

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010

Stripper Polling

The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.

Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."

by NinjaOrangeTV August 23, 2011

Influencer Pooling

Using many smaller influencers as a marketing strategy for businesses, instead of 1 large influencer for the same cost to ensure that the promotions will have a higher chance of becoming viral on the Tik Tok/Social Media algorithm.

"Influencer Pooling is much more efficient and effective than my previous strategies."

by Radian123 August 4, 2022