jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

Platano_4lyf

1.The worlds pimpes Alky 2.El gordito mas sexy del mundo 3.Out drinks anyone of you.

Platano_4lyf will own your liquor and your soul.

by Joey February 25, 2004

Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009

platanos kink

being atracted by platanos and sisinel

x: bruh, i have a deep platanos kink
y: omg yeah

by andre_. September 27, 2021

platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)

x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too

by andre_. September 28, 2021

platanium

Platanium is a word you say and will get corrected by your girlfriend and spend 30 minutes trying to find that word

Bf: “He will get platanium records for sure!”
Gf: “It’s platinum you fucking idiot”

by Adam Testical nuts June 17, 2022

Platano

Spanish banana

¿Quieres platano? - do you want a banana?
Si porfavor - yes please

by I need help 2023 March 27, 2023