by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Get the Keyboard plaque mug.A copious amount of dick cheese which sets and builds up to a plaque like substance over time. Often associated with a man who's member hasn't seen any action for a long time and has fallen into a state of disregard. Especially prominent with those possessing excessive foreskin.
Example 1. "Man, it's been so long my nob cheese has turned to dick plaque, I need to get my ultrasonic plaque remover onto this"
Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
by Sigmagneto February 4, 2025
Get the Dick Plaque mug.The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.
After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.
by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019
Get the vag plaque mug.by rdgc5 November 16, 2010
Get the popcorn plaque mug.A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.
Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022
Get the Jack Plaque mug.Yo, all you hip kids, have you seen the urban plaque psoriasis ads on urban dictionary?
Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.
Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.
by Triscuits March 11, 2024
Get the Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads mug.Also known as Calculus is like cement on your teeth. Sharp objects are used to remove it, WITHOUT anesthesia.
Patient: What do I have in my teeth?
Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?
Doc: Sure!
Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?
Doc: Sure!
by I hate UrbDic May 23, 2021
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