Plap

Another word for a crap

Tim: Are you ready to go?

Sam: Hang on mate, need to go for a plap first.

by Scrambledlegs August 20, 2023

Plap

A slap to the face using the pennis, done in either a playful manner or as a prank on a sleeping or inebriated friend.

The contraction of Pennis and Slap, derrived from the french Biffle.

past participle: Plapped

1.
She said it wasn't very big so I gave her a plap.

2.
Girl: whats a plap?
Man: Here I'll show you.
PLAP
man: you've been plapped

by Mr.J. Bravo January 11, 2011

Plap

A term of endearment for people from Waukesha, Wisconsin, especially for someone who has mischievous tendencies.

"Where did my Christmas wreath go?"

"Kevin. Dude is plap af."

by WaukeshaPlap December 21, 2016

Plap

To have sex with; to fuck.

Me: Bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
Bro: Yeah we plap every night.

by Waka Flocka BOW BOW BOW May 02, 2011

Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.

'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'

by Pelthain March 28, 2016

Plap

A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.

The cat plapped the other cat

by PigeonChicken May 06, 2020

plapped

Plapped : Drunk or highly imtoxicated

Damn ! That girl was plapped !

by JospehBeb March 08, 2016