wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

urban planner

n. A person who satifies one or more of the following:

a) Believes Le Corbusier is Satan and Peter Calthorpe and Portland Oregon are the cure for everything.
b) Puts the Kunt back in Kuntsler.
c) Likes to shit on Los Angeles, but secretly wants to live there.
d) Thinks social planning is somekind of speed dating.
e) Zealous advocate of clean, efficient public transit as the chariot of the people...but won't be caught dead on it.
f) Considers only rear, front and side setbacks and body footprint when considering a mate.
g) Becomes considably irrate when lesser minions understand "smart growth" to be some kind of male organ enhancement.
h) Completely baffled by people who think GIS is somekind of jizz.

If you weren't such an urban planner I'd have sex with you.

by Ebenezer Howard February 3, 2009

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

planner

the cause of middle school depression

there is no point of having planners

by shnipsels September 12, 2018

pussy planner

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.

"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)

by mistikwave September 19, 2010

2nd placer

Never been the best at anything; always an afterthought.

I am a 2nd placer, I never do anything right.

by SecondAsAlways February 6, 2019

Sprig Planter

a sweet little 10-11 year old pink frog boy from wart wood (TV show Amphibia) he makes friends/saves Anne Boonchuy from a big bug, and they become besties and do everything together <3

he is also great and obsessed with sling shots :/

me: do you know sprig planter from Amphibia?

person: yeah! he's the sweet little frog boy :)

by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 5, 2023