pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Pitchfork Hipster

The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.

Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.

by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006

PITA

P.I.T.A is an acronym that stands for

Pain
In
The
Ass

Tara: ugh, Logan has been a real PITA today
Fiona: he’s been a real what?
Tara: y’know... pita, a pain in the ass

by JumboJuice69420 August 6, 2019

PITAIK

PITAIK is the acronym for -Pain In The Ass I Know- i.e. 1. one who often pains the asses of others 2. every day tasks that no one wants to do because they are a pain in the ass, I know

1. Here comes another PITAIK. 2. Oh no, here comes that PITAIK again!

by BAM2018 May 31, 2015

pijah

She is a girl with a cute smile, good at keeping secrets, giving advices, also a good friend. She really loves her best friends full of her heart. If your friends named Pijah. Please keep her. She is irreplaceable. Her face might be so heartless and judgemental but she is so kind and nice if you really know her very well.

I love Pijah. She is so nice to me

by hallyout May 27, 2020

The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022