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Pigster

Alternate name for the penis, used commonly when it was referred to as a Piggie when younger.
I need to clean my pigster before I go out tonight.
by Chadwinkle April 22, 2018
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Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.
-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010
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Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012
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pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.
Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser
by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017
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Pipster

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.
"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"
by psychognosis September 29, 2011
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Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.
It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.
by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010
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Rub Pissers

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...
by Oaksey January 25, 2011
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