Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Salty Piss Flaps

An over-sized labia as viewed from the rear, especially if the owner is into watersports.

I was expecting gormet sushi, but all I got were these salty piss flaps!

by Testiclese Giganticus April 21, 2003

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

pork chop piss flaps

pussy

Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.

by Jehub October 17, 2003

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

Piss flaps

The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman

Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!

by Symphony of horrors August 29, 2022

piss flaps

The labia minora, or inner lips. NOT the majora, as many a moronic contributor would have you believe.

The piss flaps are a colloquial term for the labia minora, or inner vaginal lips, by virtue of being proximate to the urethral opening.

by AnyNationExceptAmerica March 24, 2024