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Michigan Pinkeye

When a girl is rimming your butthole and you activate your secret trap card while she's nose deep inside your ass and gently squeeze out a vial tooter thus infecting her with the infamous Michigan Pinkeye.
Bro, Danielle ate my ass, and the next she morning she had some serious Michigan Pinkeye! LOL!
by DungMilk March 15, 2026
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Ceremonial Pinkeye

Catching pinkeye after an important ceremony, such as a graduation or event.
“John had his graduation party last night, he caught Ceremonial Pinkeye
by bnmooop September 2, 2025
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pink eye panther

A post anal facial followed up with a face slap to the eye with the dirty dick.
That broad was all Bob Costas after I pink eye panthered her.
by classicali February 22, 2014
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pink eye sanchez

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017
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Pikeyed

Word used when someone has taken something by surprise and not given back. can be used in various different circumstances, Used when someone acts in the way of a pikey, usually stealing things.
Ah fuck. Mike Pearson just pikeyed my cutlery again!

Jack Howard just pikeyed my rank slide for the fourth time today!

Jake Oakley just pikeyed my coathangar! Now im really screwed!
by Mikeaircadet October 30, 2009
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Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.
"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."
by FlakeyE August 30, 2016
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pink-eye village

1) The part of town where juckets live in large numbers.
2) The part of town where it is not uncommon for your dad to be your grandad, your brother and your cousin.
You live on Chace Road? How far from "pink-eye village"?
by mikelp July 15, 2006
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