Skip to main content

Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
by Bible Author June 9, 2014
mugGet the Pinching Off a Loaf mug.

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.
"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"
by SkinPincher December 29, 2009
mugGet the Skin Pinching mug.

rhyme pinching

Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018
mugGet the rhyme pinching mug.

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
mugGet the goober pinching mug.

Toe-Pinching Day

a national day where you get to pinch someone with your toes as hard as you can bc it hurts like hell.
My friend toe pinched me so hard today, but i couldn’t make it stop because it’s a national toe-pinching day!
by colby jack cheese July 25, 2021
mugGet the Toe-Pinching Day mug.

Pinchin The Carrot

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.
"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"
by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010
mugGet the Pinchin The Carrot mug.

pinchin

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002
mugGet the pinchin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email