Piggy Sperm Bank

A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.

I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.

by TheForbes April 10, 2011

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Piggy banking

When you do a handstand while someone shoved coins in your ass

I was piggy banking last night.

by Rat raccoon September 4, 2023

Piggy Bank

When someone treats you as their last resort, such that you are reduced to a piggy bank.

"I made plans with her a couple days ago but she bailed on me for some other friends."

"Bro you've gotta learn self-respect and stop being her piggy bank."

by squomm February 20, 2022

piggy bank

A prostitute’s ass. Similar usage to “moneymaker.”

That whore has a nice piggy bank.

by brachia June 22, 2021

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

Piggy Bank

When you have fornication with somebody that is obesit and has money

Friend : I don't have the money to cover the bill
You : don't worry my piggy Bank had money

by This is how we stroke it October 6, 2022