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Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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Phosphorite

Impure, massive apatite. Not to be confused with appetite, the desire to eat. - Wikipedia.
Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.

Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.

Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.
by Nestro December 29, 2007
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Phulp

1.) To powerfully fuck something or someone. (Verb) 2.) to be obsessed with chemistry. (Noun)
Ex. 1)Last night at that party i phulped this girl so hard that i broke her pelvis.

Ex. 2) That guy is such a phulp. He always talks about chemistry.
by Jon Austin Idiot March 19, 2013
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phustled

To be hustled by and from the pu**y.
Man, I got phustled. I ate her out all night and she aint let me hit.
by ydion November 30, 2017
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Phuphi

Phuphi is the urdu word for paternal Aunt (father’s sister)
Hey! Have you seen my Phuphi? She’s so Gorgeous!
by __mybumhole__1 April 23, 2021
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Strawberry Phosphates

Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I
by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011
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phuper

Damn, that lady has a big phuper.
by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003
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