Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.

Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.

by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.

Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021

perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis

MY dad

OH no my dad has the perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis he must HAVE AIDS

by BIGblackmanofchungus February 21, 2021

Photosynthesist

One who Photosynthesizes.
See Photosynthesis

Guy 1: Dude, I totally just converted CO2 in the environment into oxygen.
Guy 2: Shit man, you're a Photosynthesist.

by MaximumTravis December 19, 2006

photosynthesize

organizms containing chloraphyll use light energy to reproduce... and in other words... something to do when you're bored :D

1) I suggest we go and photosynthesize.
2) - What are you doing?
- photosynthesizing
3) Im aroused, I Think i'll sit down and
photosynthesize

by Random Sheep April 18, 2005

photosynthesize

1. To n.CO2 + n.H2O + photons → (CH2O).n + n.O2
2. To use big words

1. I like it when narcotic plants photosynthesize

2. Sometimes I use big words I dont always fully understand, in an effort make myself sound more photosynthesis.

by Nig' August 10, 2015

Hotosynthesis

When you give attention to Facebook and Instagram thots on a post designed to gain attention, and they convert it to ho energy used to post more ho pictures of themselves.

I was thinking, you know hotosynthesis is how these premium snapchat thots buy their vacations right?

by NastyNate1969 April 30, 2019