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Philomath

A small town in Oregon where people go to rope cattle, cut down trees, and shoot spotted owls. It is also inaccurately defined as the "love of learning".

Philomath is the bitch step-sister of Corvallis, an infinitely cooler town, yet only two or three miles away. Refer to the definition of Corvallis.

Philomath is also not a safe place for queers. It's really only a nice place for meth fiends and dipshit rednecks.
Philomath blows for a lot of reasons. The biggest reason is that Paul's Place is no longer there. If you know what's good for you, you'll drive right through without stopping on your way to Newport.
by Morgen442 October 20, 2008
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philthadelphia

what people who wish they were from philadelphia call the city because they are jealous that they've never actually been part of a town or city that has class.
Philly kid: im from philadelphia!! REPRESENT!!!

Redneck: oh u mean philthadelphia?

Philly Kid: oh shut up. youve never been out of alabama to see it.
by mwphilly March 29, 2007
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Seattle Philharmonic

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.
by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009
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Philhaimy

A Philhaimer is someone who is into using blood or blood-like images in sexual play.
Philhaimy is the lust or desire for blood related play.
by R3hnn April 25, 2021
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the philharmonic

The Philharmonic is a sexual maneuver in which the man ejaculates on his partner's toes and then proceeds to play the harmonica on them. It is the primary cause of Gay Foot & Mouth Disease.

The Philharmonic, takes its name from a man by the name of Phil who was known for his leud behaviour.
Damn, don't tell me you did the philharmonic you disgusting bastard!
by theswaggler July 31, 2007
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Philopateer

Philopateer is a person who is Egyptian sucks at fortnite. His best friend is usually named kero and gets carried by another kero.
Philopateer is so friendly, sometimes.
by KeroZero March 6, 2019
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philthadelphia

anybody who says this is just pissed because they arent from philly. This place is the best city in the world.
philthadelphia my ass. north to south east to west the best city there ever was anywhere
by biggE rabs January 12, 2008
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