Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 2, 2009

Phelped

The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.

"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."

by 415and510 October 19, 2009

phelps

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

by omfgplanes October 5, 2006

phelps

articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.

Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church

by castu October 5, 2006

Phelps

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.

Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.

by Every Woman August 21, 2006

Phelps

Having the aptitude and ability to max out each and every sexual engagement one encounters due to the addition of alcoholic beverages.

"Last night, I swear this chick I met was a nothing but a innocent Catholic virgin, but I added some moo-juice and before I knew it, she was slobbin' on my knob. I really showed her my Phelps ability."

by Arthur Digbee Sellers April 23, 2007