perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 27, 2002

Perineum

The area between the anus and the balls or cooch

My friends were arguing about the definition of chode, and perineum, so i decided to prove them wrong.

by yopMama November 12, 2018

dom perineum

The fine concoction that collects in your crotch after a long, hard and sweaty day.

My Dom perineum is earthy on the nose reminiscent of walnuts and goat cheese, very opulent structure with silky tannins, with excellent length and a creamy finish.

by cherryhang February 16, 2015

Perenium

The rarest of all periodic elements, found predominantly in Russia. Prized by experts for its value, more then Plutonium and Uranium.
Has a half life of 69 years

Sergei was dumbfounded when Vlad found his perenium, it had been right there under his nose the whole time!

by Sideshow Willy September 9, 2018