penisitis

a person bound by their genitals

by the hore October 24, 2003

penisification

A literary term used to define the event of someone referring to a girl's non-existent penis.

Friend 1: "He sang to me today"

Friend 2: "Excuse my penisification, but tell him to suck your dick already."

Friend 1: "Tell me about it... I had an instant boner"

by ninispliff December 2, 2010

penisitis

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

Penisnis

Paul Thomas has a penisnis and a best friend 'Boobienis' ;)
A MIXTURE OF PENIS AND WENIS! ♥♥

Paul - "I could name my penis..penisnis"

Bethan - "I could name my boobs..boobienis"

Paul - "They would be best of friends boobienis and penisnis 4eva"

Bethan - "BOOBIENIS&PENISNIS 4 LYF"

by BethFryer September 24, 2011

Penisified

To acquire or be given penis-like qualities.

The costume was penisified by putting a dick-head hat on.

by Mr.pickledick January 17, 2015

Penisingly

The look a man gives when posing in a sexually implicate manner.

He laid across the pool table with his shirt off and stared at me penisingly.

by FuckArnie&Willtoo September 3, 2020