by brainfucker October 4, 2021
Get the penetrate me deeper father mug.A term used when a person has totally owned something, or done really well. Usually used in reference to a test, sport, or other personal trial. The term can be reversed to imply failure.
"Dude, how did you do on that test?"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"
or:
"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"
or:
"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"
by Babisarous Sex February 17, 2009
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Crieg: Hey what’s about your “grocery shopping” yesterday
Chad: Oh I was penetrating Katie
Crieg: Tell me what happened
Chad: Ok, so I was at a public building with Katie, and then She came running after me. And I’m like what are you doing. She said I wanted to be with you. I said I wanted you to come. She said why, and I kissed her. I tried to kiss her twice, but then she grabbed my hand and we started to make out sexually. She pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants. And pulled them down. Everyone started to watch. I ripped of her skirt ,pants, and shirt and she started to lick my penis.After a while, we switched,I entered my penis into her vajina and she started to moan and begged for more so I pushed her against the wall gave each other devilish smiles, and she begged and moaned for me to penetrate harder
Crieg: Oh cool by the way, I also penetrated kiersten yesterday
Chad: Was it as sexy as mine
Crieg: Way more sexy than yours
Chad: Shut the FUCK up
Chad: Oh I was penetrating Katie
Crieg: Tell me what happened
Chad: Ok, so I was at a public building with Katie, and then She came running after me. And I’m like what are you doing. She said I wanted to be with you. I said I wanted you to come. She said why, and I kissed her. I tried to kiss her twice, but then she grabbed my hand and we started to make out sexually. She pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants. And pulled them down. Everyone started to watch. I ripped of her skirt ,pants, and shirt and she started to lick my penis.After a while, we switched,I entered my penis into her vajina and she started to moan and begged for more so I pushed her against the wall gave each other devilish smiles, and she begged and moaned for me to penetrate harder
Crieg: Oh cool by the way, I also penetrated kiersten yesterday
Chad: Was it as sexy as mine
Crieg: Way more sexy than yours
Chad: Shut the FUCK up
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''Dude, I penetrated the HELL out of Stefanie last night.''
''Oh bro, that's cool! Did you put it in her pussy or booty hole?''
''Her botty hole of course!''
''Nice bro''
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