PEMDAS

Perverted Evil Man Dad Association Society
or
Perverted Evil Monkeys Dicking with Assholes and Sluts

#1
1: Did you go to the PEMDAS public speaking?
2: Yeah, it was like an orgy in there.

#2
Dude, my ass is sore. the PEMDAS attacked last night.

by Chinchila546 April 13, 2015

PEMDAS

Please

Excuse
My

Dope

Ass
Swag

I play basketball, PEMDAS

by AriW March 04, 2014

PEMDAS

Please
End
My
Depressing

Ass
Self

Mark: Dude, you were supposed to eat my ass last night, where did you go?
Gabe: Sorry but you're my cousin, PEMDAS already

by Theoriginaldumbguy November 24, 2018

PEMDAS

A retarded way of saying the mathematical term "BODMAS" PEMDAS means Parenthesis Exponents Multiplaction Division Addition Subtraction, compared to the much simpler Backets Ordering Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction.

Whilst explaining BODMAS, the stuck up autismo in the class argued with the teacher that the long taught mathmatical term BODMAS was actually PEMDAS, before i cut in and explained that BODMAS makes perfect sence and that they shouldn't try to fix what isn't broken.

by Goose McBruce December 03, 2016

PEMDAS

Used to represent the inner workings of a situation too complex or private for the speaker to elaborate further.

..ahh, well, based on the PEMDAS of what happened on Kwanzaa makes more sense for Suzan to keep living in Scranton instead of moving in with Lorenzo in Arusha

by January 24, 2023

PEMDAS

PEMDAS is an acronym for

Penis
Erection
Masturbation
Dick
Asshole

Sex

It originated from germanic times in the 1600s

Person 1: "PEMDAS?"

Person 2: "I thought you'd never ask"

by Jackavocadomus November 17, 2020

PEMDAS

Sarcastically describing a situation that makes no sense.

“The price tag says $3 instead of $4.50, that makes sense.”
“Yeah totally, PEMDAS.”

by Jen..1 March 18, 2019