"If you don't wear nail polish, you're probably a Peg"
"If you use
bar soap, you're probably a Peg"
"If you eat hard boiled eggs out of a plastic bag, you're probably a Peg"
"If you are a female and have a
mullet, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you wear wind breakers, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you use Head and Shoulders, then you're probably a Peg."
"I you don't have a cover on your cell phone, then you're probably a construction worker Peg"
"If you shave
your face, then you're probably a Peg"