Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

Peckerneck

Someone who is a jack off. Someone who is a little crazed

That damned Jeff is a peckerneck, he launched a hocker on me

by Acidcraze October 20, 2018

Peckerpecking

The act of two dickholes, bumping as if, to imitate a kiss. (Muhwah.)

After winning the championship, they decided not to chest bump but chose to do some serious peckerpecking.

by Shonald the linguist August 22, 2019

peckerdick

Someone who is a complete idiot, has no common sense or asks dumb questions.

Tom has been such a “Peckerdick” lately.

by Peckerdick13 July 16, 2023

Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.

Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!

by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025