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Peenie Cleanie

We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013
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pennies in the wind

"Sorry 200 dollars a month isn't pennies in the wind for me."
by Msskibug April 7, 2014
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peenieplasty

A sex change surgery that changes female genitalia to male genitalia.
Mr. Garrison wanted to have a peen again, so he got a peenieplasty.
by Leelandthins December 31, 2017
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peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
by Petrosian August 9, 2019
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slicking the peenie

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie
by MegaDooche December 29, 2017
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penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".
Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !
by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006
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phanie

the hottest person i have ever seen in my entire life...ooh baby! (see also "sexy")
she's such a phanie!
by hoT May 2, 2003
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