Panus

When a penis is detached from its regular place and reattached where the anus is thus creating an extention called a panus bringing a whole new meaning to buttsecks.

Byron: Dude I had buttsecks with a panus
Daniel: A panus?
Byron: yeahh an ass penis!

by Lilo-Pkster July 9, 2010

pawnsauce

The equivalent of pwnsauce in chess

Pawnsauce bitches!

or

I just pawnsauced your ass at chess.

by InSerSian February 23, 2009

painus

pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate

Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

Painus

When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.

1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.

by Smiwy May 20, 2010

poopy pawnts

A spelling of poopy pants drawn from a dialect found only in northern Canada.

You smell like very strong poopy pawnts.

by Christopher Johnson July 22, 2006

Panus

Another word for the gooch, taint, etc. The region between the penis and the anus

"Damn I'm hairy, I need to wax my panus"

by Cincodinero July 28, 2012