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Patricked

"oh, man I was so pissed off when i found out I had Patricked her..."
by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008
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Patricate

To own someone, to beat them, to completely defeat them, either in an activity or by power of spoken word.
If you get beaten 6-0 at Pro Evoluction Soccer, you have been patricated.
If you make a comical remark at your friends expense, you patricate them (or are said to have patricated them).
by curry hoors June 13, 2008
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Pattycake

This girl was sitting across from me on the subway. I could see her pattycake through her pants.
by coleopter September 19, 2020
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Pattycake

To mislead someone with the length of time it will take for for them to meet up with you. suck as when your drug dealer is "almost there" for 6 hours.
Can also be used anytime someone is trying to secure your money without being present or even necessarily having what you hope to purchase.
Man, Patrick has been playing pattycake all day. He was supposed to be here this morning.
Or
Man, just gimmie a time frame, don't pattycake me all day.
by CrAnKeD YaNkeR June 13, 2021
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.
Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.
by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016
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