Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 03, 2019

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 06, 2004

Sister Patterson

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.

Sister Patterson looks like the devil in her red suit and when she laughs like a hyena.

by iHateEmos June 13, 2007

Fred Patterson

The most amazing person in the world

Fred Patterson

by derfnosrettap January 28, 2012

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019