New England Patriots 

The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.

Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?

Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.

New England Patriots by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017

Patriots 

A secret society that controls every part of the US government in MGS2.

Did you hear there is a group that rules the united states and controls the government?

shhhh, they'll hear you.....

Patriots by oswald the ninja July 20, 2004

New England Patriots 

Founded in 1960 as a member of the AFL and calling themselves the Boston Patriots until 1970, the Patriots were initially a mediocore team. Made the playoffs just twice in the 1970s and 3 times in the 1980s. However, 1985 featured a miraculous run in which they made the Super Bowl (as a wild card) after winning 3 straight road playoff games. However, they were crushed by the Bears in the title game (the Steelers became the first team to win a Super Bowl after 3 straight road playoff victories this year). Became a decent franchise in the 1990s with eccentric coach Bill Parcells and quarterback Drew Bledsoe with 4 playoff berths and a loss in the Super Bowl in 1996. Established a dynasty in recent years with Tom Brady, a former 6th round draft pick, as a superstar quarterback. Have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 5 years, included 3 Super Bowl wins. Won their 3 titles by a combined 9 points- Super Bowls XXXVI and XXXVIII on last second Adam Vinatieri field goals and Super Bowl XXXIX after holding off an Eagles comeback.

"And with 3 seconds left, Adam Vinatieri sets up in a tie game, trying to win the Super Bowl for New England. That kick is on the way, it's long enough and good! The New England Patriots have shocked the Rams and have won the Super Bowl."

New England Patriots by Sports Info July 3, 2006

patriots ridge 

Patriots ridge consists of 3 types of people

First- the skaters. They are the cool kids who are original and awsome like jack and Rubens

Second- there is the inbred hicks who aren't actully hicks the just like to pretend to be popular by being hicks but they are inbred examples are Hanah and Jed

Third- the spots kids who are athletic and normal and cool ex Johnny, Collin and Adam who all get there dick sucked except for Adam who has no frends

And then there is jaysen who doesn't do shit

Although everyone is different everyone gets along and the are sick

Patriots ridge is Hanna and Jed an making babies and looking at trucks

patriots ridge by Lime dildos and cock cheese October 13, 2013

patriots 

A well accomplished NFL team that has gone under much scrutiny due to an incident involving film. They have an excellent record, have broken numerous records and won more than one superbowl which is an accomplishment in itself. Many people who are anti-patriots come up with poor excuses to dislike them such as calling them (and their coach) "cheaters" despite the fact they aren't the only team that has filmed other teams. If you aren't competent enough to come up with an excuse for hating them just call them "cheaters" and high five whoever is near you.

-Dude the patriots are such fuckin cheaters they deserve to lose against manning!

uhh, they didn't cheat they just didn't stand in the designated spot while filming. Maybe you should read up on the rules before u say retarded things like that...

-STFU u fag! They DID cheat I know it!

can I just have my coffee already?

patriots by Supadupah February 17, 2008

patriots fan 

Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.

These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf

Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby

Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt

James - Who does Gerry cheer for?

Bill - He's a patriots fan

James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.

patriots fan by Missisipete September 25, 2013

Patriots Fan 

A person who will jizz instantly at the sight of Tom Brady

Timmy, an Average Patriots Fan, found his balls deflated, swelling his trousers with cum, only moments after Tom Brady appeared on the screen.

Patriots Fan by nbob378 May 29, 2018