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paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.
He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."
by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011
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Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.
After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.
by love to lol July 8, 2010
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Paternity Party

A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."
Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.
by agrossman October 22, 2006
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Paternal Fornicator

The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"
-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.
by Heather Marie Spence February 27, 2009
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Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.
Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together
by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011
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Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.
"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"
by DNA test September 15, 2013
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Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.
paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .
by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016
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