pasture pupper

Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.

"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."

by ANOREXICSKELETON December 31, 2022

pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.

Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.

by yamadog March 26, 2023

PASTURE PRINCESS

The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.

Synonyms: Wife Material

Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"

Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."

by Potter/Tioga memes September 8, 2018

pubic pastures

referring to a male or female's genital regions.

I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long

by fornicatingwalrus11 September 28, 2010

pasture frisbee

A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.

I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.

Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow

by 2fastnloose May 23, 2020

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019